But how to size the boxes?
I promise that eventually I will
stop writing about getting rid of stuff.
It will probably be around the time that I move to the desert island
with my bike, a notebook, and a bottle of Scotch. That would be easier.
I came up with a genius idea
today. Once I work out the
technology, it is going to be fabulous.
Ready? Psychic
Goodwill. I’m not just moving
boxes and purging/donating/recycling actual things. I’m trying to slough off old selves, emotional baggage, and
character flaws. What if I could
call Psychic Goodwill to come pick it all up? Bye, failed relationships! See you later, strange phobias! Hasta la vista, ugly photos!
In the absence of a technological
breakthrough, I will fall back on cleaning. I may not become a better person, but I will have fewer
spider webs.
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